Frenzal Rhomb - Dead Celebrity lyrics

I'd live in diamond mansions If I could. I want my own private jet, I know I should. But I'll never buy my kids From Africa or Ukraine, And I'll never understand this If I lived my whole life again. I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity, And I'll never pay up To the Church of Scientology. I won't have to face up To the cameras at the door, Pills on the floor. And I'll suffer at the hands Of born-agains, And get punished By a fan with old dog breath. But then I'd never feel The warm embrace of the pouring rain, Or carry my dog in a handbag Cause that is patently insane. I'm not gonna wake up with a dead celebrity, And I'll never pay up To the Church of Scientology. I won't have to face up To the cameras at the door, Pills on the floor. (x3)