He wore a cotton shirt by Ben Sherman
And underpants by Calvin Klein
He wore his best Levi's with a leather belt
Which he bought in Crete, from a peasant girl
He cooked a pasta dish, that was his favourite
He cooked it very slow, that made the sauces thick
His bed was freshly made, just in case she was due at eight
She was half hour late
She wore gold shoes with diamante
Like Kylie wore on TV
They kept her feeling s**y
They were what she always wanted
But he thought they looked like p**n shoes
Like the p**n stars wear in p**n films
But he thought they made her s**y
But they weren't what he expected, no, oh, oh
She stepped inside his house and looked around herself
She saw a poster print by Gustav Klimt
She thought that rather cra** for a northern la**
Who moved south long ago, to join the middle cla**
She wore gold shoes with diamante
Like Kylie on the TV
They kept her feeling s**y
They were what she always wanted
But he thought they looked like p**n shoes
Like the p**n stars wear in p**n films
But he thought they made her s**y
But they weren't what he expected
The girl wa** hot and out of sight
But a little forced and a little uptight
He hoped she would spent the night
But leave soon in the morning
He's had his fill of lipstick girls
Who think they're cool and own the world
He'd have a girl with flat-soled shoes
But he wouldn't know what to do with her
She wore gold shoes with diamante
Like Kylie on the TV
They kept her feeling s**y
They were what she always wanted
But he thought they looked like p**n shoes
Like the p**n stars wear in p**n films
But he thought they made her s**y
But they weren't what he expected, no, oh, oh