French - p**n Shoes lyrics

He wore a cotton shirt by Ben Sherman And underpants by Calvin Klein He wore his best Levi's with a leather belt Which he bought in Crete, from a peasant girl He cooked a pasta dish, that was his favourite He cooked it very slow, that made the sauces thick His bed was freshly made, just in case she was due at eight She was half hour late She wore gold shoes with diamante Like Kylie wore on TV They kept her feeling s**y They were what she always wanted But he thought they looked like p**n shoes Like the p**n stars wear in p**n films But he thought they made her s**y But they weren't what he expected, no, oh, oh She stepped inside his house and looked around herself She saw a poster print by Gustav Klimt She thought that rather cra** for a northern la** Who moved south long ago, to join the middle cla** She wore gold shoes with diamante Like Kylie on the TV They kept her feeling s**y They were what she always wanted But he thought they looked like p**n shoes Like the p**n stars wear in p**n films But he thought they made her s**y But they weren't what he expected The girl wa** hot and out of sight But a little forced and a little uptight He hoped she would spent the night But leave soon in the morning He's had his fill of lipstick girls Who think they're cool and own the world He'd have a girl with flat-soled shoes But he wouldn't know what to do with her She wore gold shoes with diamante Like Kylie on the TV They kept her feeling s**y They were what she always wanted But he thought they looked like p**n shoes Like the p**n stars wear in p**n films But he thought they made her s**y But they weren't what he expected, no, oh, oh