Stung by a bee
Stung by a bee
Just walking down the street, and I got stung by a bee
I never bothered him, but still he had it in for me
I can't talk at the moment
I've been stung by a bee
Poked in the eye
Poked in the eye
Minding my own business, and I got poked in the eye
I don't know what his motive was
I'd never met the guy
I can't come to your party
I've been poked in the eye
Hit by a car
Hit by a car
I never saw it coming
I got hit by a car
It was moving pretty fast, and yeah, it threw me pretty far
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've been hit by a car
Violently ill
Violently ill
I must've eaten something bad, because I'm violently ill
Every pore is leaking blood and bile, filth and swill
No, I can't help with your homework
I'm violently ill
Bleeding to d**h
Bleeding to d**h
I hope you all are happy
Now I'm bleeding to d**h
Thank you, David
Thank you, Sara
Thank you, Andy and Beth
You wouldn't let me be, and now I'm bleeding to d**h