Stung by a bee Stung by a bee Just walking down the street, and I got stung by a bee I never bothered him, but still he had it in for me I can't talk at the moment I've been stung by a bee Poked in the eye Poked in the eye Minding my own business, and I got poked in the eye I don't know what his motive was I'd never met the guy I can't come to your party I've been poked in the eye Hit by a car Hit by a car I never saw it coming I got hit by a car It was moving pretty fast, and yeah, it threw me pretty far I'd love to stay and chat, but I've been hit by a car Violently ill Violently ill I must've eaten something bad, because I'm violently ill Every pore is leaking blood and bile, filth and swill No, I can't help with your homework I'm violently ill Bleeding to d**h Bleeding to d**h I hope you all are happy Now I'm bleeding to d**h Thank you, David Thank you, Sara Thank you, Andy and Beth You wouldn't let me be, and now I'm bleeding to d**h