Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time
I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch
If I had a hundred sandwiches I would eat them all at once
Well I'm roaming and a travelling and a wandering along
And if you care to listen, I will sing a happy song
I will not ask ask a favour and I will not ask a fee
But if you have yourself a sandwich, won't you give a bit to me
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Once I went to England, I visited the Queen
I swear she was the grandest lady that I've ever seen
I told her she was beautiful and could not ask for more
She handed me a sandwich and threw me out the door
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Once I met a pretty girl, the fairest in the land
Young men in the county, there were asking for her hand
They'd offer her the moon and they'd offer her the sea
But I offered her a sandwich and she said she'd marry me
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Well a sandwich may be egg or cheese or even peanut bu*ter
But they all taste so good to me, it really doesn't matter
Jam or ham or cucumber, and kind will do
I like sandwiches, how about you?
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