Sandwiches are beautiful, sandwiches are fine I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time I eat them for my supper and I eat them for my lunch If I had a hundred sandwiches I would eat them all at once Well I'm roaming and a travelling and a wandering along And if you care to listen, I will sing a happy song I will not ask ask a favour and I will not ask a fee But if you have yourself a sandwich, won't you give a bit to me chorus Once I went to England, I visited the Queen I swear she was the grandest lady that I've ever seen I told her she was beautiful and could not ask for more She handed me a sandwich and threw me out the door chorus Once I met a pretty girl, the fairest in the land Young men in the county, there were asking for her hand They'd offer her the moon and they'd offer her the sea But I offered her a sandwich and she said she'd marry me chorus Well a sandwich may be egg or cheese or even peanut bu*ter But they all taste so good to me, it really doesn't matter Jam or ham or cucumber, and kind will do I like sandwiches, how about you? chorus - twice