What's a girl like you
Doin' in a Motel like this?
'I left my place after midnight,
When I first got the call...
The escort service I work for
Said you wanted it ALL!'
Well, you came to the right place -- this is it!
I got the most sanctified johnson in all 'o Louisiana!
No sh**!
'How true that is!'
How true, indeed Llama!
'The other who*es at the service said
You helped fulfull their need!
I like to get right down...
Do you like to get right down too?'
Well, what did you have in mind?
'Well, I get off being spoo-ed upon
By hypocritical TV Preachers
With close ties to the Republican Party,
While Ed Meese wipes his a**
On the U.S. Constitution, screamin'...
'I don't think so --
can't remember --
I just could never do that --''
That gets me so hot I could scream:
'Can't remember: don't remember who...
Wrote the memo, or to whom it's to...'
Your escort service is real far-out 'n groovy --
Ever been to the Texas Motel?
Let me take you dow-how-how-how-how-how-hownnnnn!
Magic Jesus by the bed,
Wall mounted TV screen,
My church plugged into the gravy train,
And Reagan keeps me clean!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would s** his rod?
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would s** his rod?
(A lazy prostitute!)
We wouldn't blow you just because you know 'GOD'!
What kind of girl?
What kind of girl would s** his rod?
This unfortunate little vixen wouldn't let just ANYBODY
Spoo all over her lap --
She wants an ignorant Cracker Evangelist
Who's reciting all that crapp...