Frank Zappa - What Kind Of Girl? lyrics

What's a girl like you Doin' in a Motel like this? 'I left my place after midnight, When I first got the call... The escort service I work for Said you wanted it ALL!' Well, you came to the right place -- this is it! I got the most sanctified johnson in all 'o Louisiana! No sh**! 'How true that is!' How true, indeed Llama! 'The other who*es at the service said You helped fulfull their need! I like to get right down... Do you like to get right down too?' Well, what did you have in mind? 'Well, I get off being spoo-ed upon By hypocritical TV Preachers With close ties to the Republican Party, While Ed Meese wipes his a** On the U.S. Constitution, screamin'... 'I don't think so -- can't remember -- I just could never do that --'' That gets me so hot I could scream: 'Can't remember: don't remember who... Wrote the memo, or to whom it's to...' Your escort service is real far-out 'n groovy -- Ever been to the Texas Motel? Let me take you dow-how-how-how-how-how-hownnnnn! Magic Jesus by the bed, Wall mounted TV screen, My church plugged into the gravy train, And Reagan keeps me clean! What kind of girl? What kind of girl would s** his rod? What kind of girl? What kind of girl would s** his rod? (A lazy prostitute!) We wouldn't blow you just because you know 'GOD'! What kind of girl? What kind of girl would s** his rod? This unfortunate little vixen wouldn't let just ANYBODY Spoo all over her lap -- She wants an ignorant Cracker Evangelist Who's reciting all that crapp...