[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Lord and Lady Hare
Fighting over there
Darling, do beware
She's a b**h
[LORD SAVAGE]
Lady Aberdare's
Having an affair
With the butler there
Just her niche
[VICIOUS PARTY GUESTS]
Fine party, divine party
A touch tarty, but stinkin' rich
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
What a pretty smile
Mrs. Grenville-Heath
Pity they are not all her teeth..
[LORD SAVAGE]
Lord Devere as well
He's as queer as hell
And bi-s**uelle
Likes to switch
[ALL]
Dee-licious, and so vicious!
Our one wish is to
b**h, b**h, b**h!
[BUTLER]
Lady Postlethwaite
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
God, she's put on weight!
[LORD SAVAGE]
Gives you more to hate!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Mean old b**h!
[BUTLER]
Lady Leopold
[LORD SAVAGE]
Looking really old!
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Poor Sir Leopold
[LORD SAVAGE]
She's a witch!
[ALL]
Chic people, unique people
And freak people we quickly ditch!
[BUTLER]
Lady Delaware
[LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Awful color hair!
That's her lover there
With the twitch!
[BUTLER]
Lord and Lady Biggs
[LORD SAVAGE]
What a pair of pigs!
Wear each other's wigs!
[LORD SAVAGE & LADY BEACONSFIELD]
Itch! Itch! Itch!
[ALL]
June wedding
The bride dreading
The leg-spreading
While London's rich
Come here and
b**h, b**h, b**h
b**h, b**h, b**h!