Frank Wildhorn - b**h, b**h, b**h lyrics

[LADY BEACONSFIELD] Lord and Lady Hare Fighting over there Darling, do beware She's a b**h [LORD SAVAGE] Lady Aberdare's Having an affair With the butler there Just her niche [VICIOUS PARTY GUESTS] Fine party, divine party A touch tarty, but stinkin' rich [LADY BEACONSFIELD] What a pretty smile Mrs. Grenville-Heath Pity they are not all her teeth.. [LORD SAVAGE] Lord Devere as well He's as queer as hell And bi-s**uelle Likes to switch [ALL] Dee-licious, and so vicious! Our one wish is to b**h, b**h, b**h! [BUTLER] Lady Postlethwaite [LADY BEACONSFIELD] God, she's put on weight! [LORD SAVAGE] Gives you more to hate! [LADY BEACONSFIELD] Mean old b**h! [BUTLER] Lady Leopold [LORD SAVAGE] Looking really old! [LADY BEACONSFIELD] Poor Sir Leopold [LORD SAVAGE] She's a witch! [ALL] Chic people, unique people And freak people we quickly ditch! [BUTLER] Lady Delaware [LADY BEACONSFIELD] Awful color hair! That's her lover there With the twitch! [BUTLER] Lord and Lady Biggs [LORD SAVAGE] What a pair of pigs! Wear each other's wigs! [LORD SAVAGE & LADY BEACONSFIELD] Itch! Itch! Itch! [ALL] June wedding The bride dreading The leg-spreading While London's rich Come here and b**h, b**h, b**h b**h, b**h, b**h!