Met a girl at a local bar
Told her I was a big rock star
Sweet tattoos and long dark hair
I wanted in to her underwear
Line them up, knock them back
Damn this girl is great
But I didn't know, when in the sack
What she'd initiate
In the heat of the moment
You can hear me scream
Part my bu*t cheeks open
Cram a finger in between
Oh, in the heat of the moment
I feel like I could cry
With your fingernails up my sh** trail
Kiss my dignity goodbye
Damn this girl was really fine
I took her right on back to mine
I didn't know and I'm not to blame
That she'd play me at my own game
Back at home another beer
sh** I was really drunk
I didn't know, and I'm sincere
She'd stick it where it stunk
In the heat of the moment
You can hear me scream
Part my bu*t cheeks open
Cram a finger in between
Oh, in the heat of the moment
I feel like I could cry
With your fingernails up my sh** trail
Kiss my dignity goodbye
(Oh! The shame...)
She's spreading my cheeks
(Oh! The shame...)
That sh** reeks
(Oh! The shame...)
Caressing my groove
(Oh! The shame...)
There's no lube!
(Oh! The shame...)
Forage inside
(Oh! The shame...)
Swallow my pride
(Oh! The shame...)
Now she's inside
Oh f**... I've come
In the heat of the moment
You can hear me scream
Part my bu*t cheeks open
Cram a finger in between
Oh, in the heat of the moment
I feel like I could cry
With your fingernails up my sh** trail
Kiss my dignity goodbye