Footprints In The Custard - Footprints in the Custard - Heat of the Moment lyrics

Met a girl at a local bar Told her I was a big rock star Sweet tattoos and long dark hair I wanted in to her underwear Line them up, knock them back Damn this girl is great But I didn't know, when in the sack What she'd initiate In the heat of the moment You can hear me scream Part my bu*t cheeks open Cram a finger in between Oh, in the heat of the moment I feel like I could cry With your fingernails up my sh** trail Kiss my dignity goodbye Damn this girl was really fine I took her right on back to mine I didn't know and I'm not to blame That she'd play me at my own game Back at home another beer sh** I was really drunk I didn't know, and I'm sincere She'd stick it where it stunk In the heat of the moment You can hear me scream Part my bu*t cheeks open Cram a finger in between Oh, in the heat of the moment I feel like I could cry With your fingernails up my sh** trail Kiss my dignity goodbye (Oh! The shame...) She's spreading my cheeks (Oh! The shame...) That sh** reeks (Oh! The shame...) Caressing my groove (Oh! The shame...) There's no lube! (Oh! The shame...) Forage inside (Oh! The shame...) Swallow my pride (Oh! The shame...) Now she's inside Oh f**... I've come In the heat of the moment You can hear me scream Part my bu*t cheeks open Cram a finger in between Oh, in the heat of the moment I feel like I could cry With your fingernails up my sh** trail Kiss my dignity goodbye