Trapped in an elevator
It's caught between floors
No cause for alarm
Trapped with a guilty conscience
Stand clear of the doors
Enter the exterminator
Visiting that labyrinth of dreams
Things ain't all that they seem
My only safe haven
I visit worlds from the past
And my failed ex-lovers
But I ain't misbehaving
In God we trust and acts of random lust
And table dances
Where did I go wrong?
Why is Elton John eulogizing me in song?
Aladdin reverse
Should you choose to accept it
Dorian Gray in reverse
Where did I go wrong?
This ain't where I belong
What the f** does it matter?
Inertia's relying the waiting
I'm still hesitating
And procrastinating
This can't be all that I can be
I don't like what I see
And seeing's believing
Aladdin reverse
Should you choose to accept it
Dorian Gray in reverse
Aladdin reverse
Your new a**ignment
Dorian Gray in reverse
Oh, yeah
Reinventing the wheel out of galvanized steel
To ride the road map complexion
There's a wrinkle in time while I look for an exit
A botox injection
Children tumbling out
On the tundras they sprout
Why must the uterus bleed?
Inertia's relying the waiting
I'm still hesitating
And procrastinating
Aladdin reverse
Dorian Gray in reverse
Aladdin reverse
Oh, yeah