Trapped in an elevator It's caught between floors No cause for alarm Trapped with a guilty conscience Stand clear of the doors Enter the exterminator Visiting that labyrinth of dreams Things ain't all that they seem My only safe haven I visit worlds from the past And my failed ex-lovers But I ain't misbehaving In God we trust and acts of random lust And table dances Where did I go wrong? Why is Elton John eulogizing me in song? Aladdin reverse Should you choose to accept it Dorian Gray in reverse Where did I go wrong? This ain't where I belong What the f** does it matter? Inertia's relying the waiting I'm still hesitating And procrastinating This can't be all that I can be I don't like what I see And seeing's believing Aladdin reverse Should you choose to accept it Dorian Gray in reverse Aladdin reverse Your new a**ignment Dorian Gray in reverse Oh, yeah Reinventing the wheel out of galvanized steel To ride the road map complexion There's a wrinkle in time while I look for an exit A botox injection Children tumbling out On the tundras they sprout Why must the uterus bleed? Inertia's relying the waiting I'm still hesitating And procrastinating Aladdin reverse Dorian Gray in reverse Aladdin reverse Oh, yeah