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[Outro: Spoken Word]
In second grade, I take that back
In first grade there was a book
And it was like a book about a spider
And this, it was this lady spider
With eyelashes and big lips
And it was like the black widow story
And it was a picture book
And it would walk around, and it would eat other bugs
Like gra**hoppers, and ants, and flies
And at the very end they like burst out of their belly
And you know, all those other bugs would win
But I wouldn't read that part, cause I didn't like that part
And I'd always be upset when
The other kids were reading that book
I remember going to school
And very much looking forward to reading that book every day
I, I don't know why
But that was the closest thing i had to a s**ual turn-on