[Instrumental] [Outro: Spoken Word] In second grade, I take that back In first grade there was a book And it was like a book about a spider And this, it was this lady spider With eyelashes and big lips And it was like the black widow story And it was a picture book And it would walk around, and it would eat other bugs Like gra**hoppers, and ants, and flies And at the very end they like burst out of their belly And you know, all those other bugs would win But I wouldn't read that part, cause I didn't like that part And I'd always be upset when The other kids were reading that book I remember going to school And very much looking forward to reading that book every day I, I don't know why But that was the closest thing i had to a s**ual turn-on