Puerile scumbag
"Yo
Friday night
Whatcha up to?
Join the crowd
Skip the skeptical
Wait a minute b**h
Come on in
Everyone is in
Come on, move ya silk thong!"
"ah
What's that thing? Prada?
With a body like that baby
You'll wake the gorilla."
"I would like to go down your ditches!"
"Oh! no!"
"what? no?
Damn
You're daddy's well-bred sweetie?
With a capricorn-tat round your belly b?
Let's put on your BFFs strap-on
And roll down the alleyway"
"aha, yeah"
"Skibidibididibop"
"bang!"
"And I'm having some good intentions
Not to mention hypertension
Let's leave the jimmy hat out of this
For the real feel
No big deal, huh?"
"Spread your wings b**h
Say Open sesame"
"What's it all about, what's it?
What's it all about, what's it?"
Dingelidong
Doing it wrong
Got your pimp attitude from
p**n and then some
Since the age of thirteen there's a handgun
To make them do whatever you want
You learned from your daddy how to treat the girls
When he slapped ya mama and tore her curls
Monkey see monkey do, that's why
You'll stay at the end of the longest line
Think about it douchebag!