Puerile scumbag "Yo Friday night Whatcha up to? Join the crowd Skip the skeptical Wait a minute b**h Come on in Everyone is in Come on, move ya silk thong!" "ah What's that thing? Prada? With a body like that baby You'll wake the gorilla." "I would like to go down your ditches!" "Oh! no!" "what? no? Damn You're daddy's well-bred sweetie? With a capricorn-tat round your belly b? Let's put on your BFFs strap-on And roll down the alleyway" "aha, yeah" "Skibidibididibop" "bang!" "And I'm having some good intentions Not to mention hypertension Let's leave the jimmy hat out of this For the real feel No big deal, huh?" "Spread your wings b**h Say Open sesame" "What's it all about, what's it? What's it all about, what's it?" Dingelidong Doing it wrong Got your pimp attitude from p**n and then some Since the age of thirteen there's a handgun To make them do whatever you want You learned from your daddy how to treat the girls When he slapped ya mama and tore her curls Monkey see monkey do, that's why You'll stay at the end of the longest line Think about it douchebag!