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You can ring me anytime
I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t
You can ring me anytime
I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t
(Aw sh*t here he comes here he comes, yuh)
I’m chilling out of place just like a bird at the mall
I’m out of space like I’m MJ and MJ
Stuck like my keyboard when I spill my margarita
My thoughts get caught in my throat just like an ñ
Desperado for a lover, wish I lived in a tribe of like a hundred
We’d just go fishing, hunting bison till the sun’s down
Bang drums like duh dun dun
Bang each other, that’s a standoff
Blow thе tip, twist my gun ‘round
Adjust my best with my hands off
Bang at high noon, bang at sundown
Girl, let’s go to Disney World, baby I can drivе there
Let’s go to Joanne Fabrics, girl let’s get a time share
Let’s go tour North Korea, let’s learn to juggle chainsaws
Hey baby girl
You’re my whole world
I’ll make you my
D-E-P-E-N-D-N-T
Everything is yours
If you go away, throw myself off a bridge
Then I’m just a lonely simp
Nothing ever changed
You can ring me anytime
I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t
You can ring me anytime
I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t
You can come hang in my 68 by 68 square feet
I got a surface rug for my feet
Penis as big as my feet
This part was supposed to be a Snoop Dogg feat
I put Burger King on the map
My penis chills out in my lap
And it’s never done left me so babygirl let’s be
Lovers for tonight and tomorrow I’ll get envy
Threaten my penis with divorce (TRANS)
Not a joke, I’m dysphoric
Mom caught me wearing dresses
Now I buy em off of Amazon and fab instead of depressing
A b*tch like me sends a message
Catholic Church looking stressed
But you know what Jesus once said
You can ring me anytime
I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t
You can ring me anytime
I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t
“They call themselves a tire swing club but they don’t even have a trombone player”
But really though
Did you just fall in love with someone you don’t know
Or are you just alone
Are you just an animal?
And if that's all that love is
Then tell me where you're gonna go
Where you're gonna go
Where you're gonna go
But really though
Did you just fall in love with someone you don’t know
Or are you just a man
Or adjacent to that?
Just a boy or a guy who’s gotta get grown sometime
And you don’t need me around
And I’m fine with that
And I’m fine with that