Executive Tire Swing Club - DUMB lyrics

“You are listening to the top radio station in town! We play the top hits from all around, radio style!” You can ring me anytime I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t You can ring me anytime I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t (Aw sh*t here he comes here he comes, yuh) I’m chilling out of place just like a bird at the mall I’m out of space like I’m MJ and MJ Stuck like my keyboard when I spill my margarita My thoughts get caught in my throat just like an ñ Desperado for a lover, wish I lived in a tribe of like a hundred We’d just go fishing, hunting bison till the sun’s down Bang drums like duh dun dun Bang each other, that’s a standoff Blow thе tip, twist my gun ‘round Adjust my best with my hands off Bang at high noon, bang at sundown Girl, let’s go to Disney World, baby I can drivе there Let’s go to Joanne Fabrics, girl let’s get a time share Let’s go tour North Korea, let’s learn to juggle chainsaws Hey baby girl You’re my whole world I’ll make you my D-E-P-E-N-D-N-T Everything is yours If you go away, throw myself off a bridge Then I’m just a lonely simp Nothing ever changed You can ring me anytime I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t You can ring me anytime I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t You can come hang in my 68 by 68 square feet I got a surface rug for my feet Penis as big as my feet This part was supposed to be a Snoop Dogg feat I put Burger King on the map My penis chills out in my lap And it’s never done left me so babygirl let’s be Lovers for tonight and tomorrow I’ll get envy Threaten my penis with divorce (TRANS) Not a joke, I’m dysphoric Mom caught me wearing dresses Now I buy em off of Amazon and fab instead of depressing A b*tch like me sends a message Catholic Church looking stressed But you know what Jesus once said You can ring me anytime I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t You can ring me anytime I’ll be down to do dumb sh*t “They call themselves a tire swing club but they don’t even have a trombone player” But really though Did you just fall in love with someone you don’t know Or are you just alone Are you just an animal? And if that's all that love is Then tell me where you're gonna go Where you're gonna go Where you're gonna go But really though Did you just fall in love with someone you don’t know Or are you just a man Or adjacent to that? Just a boy or a guy who’s gotta get grown sometime And you don’t need me around And I’m fine with that And I’m fine with that