[Verse 1]
Well I used to smile when I was a pup
Sailing down the Nile in china cup
With the recipe for a lovely day
Sticking out my back pocket
[Pre-Chorus]
But it wasn't always such a pretty sight
'Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs
Till me made it up in the ballroom
[Chorus 1]
Ballroom dancing made a man of me
One, two, three, four
I just plain adore your
Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV
I got what I got from ballroom dancing
Big B.D
[Verse 2]
Well I used to fly when I was a kid
And I didn't cry if it hurt a bit
On a carpet ride to a foreign land
At the time of Davy Crockett
[Pre-Chorus]
But it wasn't always such a pretty sight
'Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs
Till me made it up in the ballroom
[Chorus 2]
Ballroom dancing made a man of me
One, two, three, four
I just plain adore your
Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV
I got what quite a lot from ballroom dancing
Big B.D
[Verse 3]
Well went so fast and we all grew up
Now the days that pa**ed in the china cup
Are the memories of another day
And I wouldn't want to knock it
[Pre-Chorus]
But it wasn't always such a pretty sight
'Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs
Till me made it up in the ballroom
[Chorus 2]
Ballroom dancing made a man of me
One, two, three, four
I just plain adore your
Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV
I got what quite a lot from ballroom dancing
Big B.D
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