[Verse 1] Well I used to smile when I was a pup Sailing down the Nile in china cup With the recipe for a lovely day Sticking out my back pocket [Pre-Chorus] But it wasn't always such a pretty sight 'Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs Till me made it up in the ballroom [Chorus 1] Ballroom dancing made a man of me One, two, three, four I just plain adore your Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV I got what I got from ballroom dancing Big B.D [Verse 2] Well I used to fly when I was a kid And I didn't cry if it hurt a bit On a carpet ride to a foreign land At the time of Davy Crockett [Pre-Chorus] But it wasn't always such a pretty sight 'Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs Till me made it up in the ballroom [Chorus 2] Ballroom dancing made a man of me One, two, three, four I just plain adore your Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV I got what quite a lot from ballroom dancing Big B.D [Verse 3] Well went so fast and we all grew up Now the days that pa**ed in the china cup Are the memories of another day And I wouldn't want to knock it [Pre-Chorus] But it wasn't always such a pretty sight 'Cause we used to fight like cats and dogs Till me made it up in the ballroom [Chorus 2] Ballroom dancing made a man of me One, two, three, four I just plain adore your Ballroom dancing, seen it on TV I got what quite a lot from ballroom dancing Big B.D Oh!