Yo, I'm gonna make a rap
It's all I'm good for anymore
It's all I got left in me I guess
[Diract Beats dot com]
-Oh god
I f**ing hate those watermarks, why?
I mean I get it but just... ugh
f**, okay
I'm f**ing sick, I think I have AIDS
Probably for lurking down in the Everglades
Inhaling all that crocodile sh** as I do
When I snore it like c**aine up my dick and say to you
Hey baby baby, wanna marry me today?
If you do not, the I will probably turn gay
I could be the gayest boy, you could be my lover
And I'd lick your f**ing p**y on the Rolling Stone cover
Everybody comes here from miles around
To see my f**ing farts that blow f**ing pond
Out of my a** and in the gra** and in the ground
f**ing do a ground pound Mario Party 64
Hit the f**ing spikes and to the f**ing floor
You can be my Yoshi and I can be your Peach
Plunder Chest I'll stick my f**ing fist and I'll reach
Into your f**ing womb and take out a children
Take out a f**ing orphan and then I'd k** him
I k** orphans, I drop f**ing bombs on London
It's the Blitzkrieg I'll k** your f**ing mom
I'll eat your f**ing mom's p**y then I'll k** your father
Then I'll f**ing s** your father's co*k I got the power
To do anything that I want, I'm f**ing evil
I'm a despot I take over the world and cook people
In a f**ing oven, what the f** is that a spider?
Oh god! get it off me! f**!
There's a spider in the rad booth
It's not even a booth it's just my desk, uagh
I'm an evil man, I'm an evil boy
s**ing all the wieners-- what?
f**ing k** me
Somebody f**ing k** me
I don't wanna live this way anymore
How did my life even become this? I'm sick
I can't f**ing-
Augh it's just pouring, the f**ing fluids
Are pouring out of my f**ing face
This isn't how it was supposed to be
2017 was supposed to be my year, but it's not
I'm still here and I'm still queer
Reality doesn't care what year you say it is
The fallout sticks around like a gay b**h
On your dick, and you don't even want it on ya
You try to push it off but you're stuck in its vaginya
Now you're gay as hell forever and you don't wanna be
If you think that I'm a piece of sh** then I do not agree
But it's too late for me, I'm stuck in it, I'm dead and gay
Or maybe gay and dead if you prefer the other way
Eh who cares? It's all the f**ing same to me
I'm gonna be the f**ing gayest and the deadest
The quickest and the fattest and the most dreadhead
Step child of the universe smacked on my freckle face
Nerdy little b**h living underneath the staircase
Harry Potter, my co*k is getting hotter
Take my an*l fever with a bu*t thermomenometer
A monitor wizard is needed to please me
Fliking his tongue in my bunghole sleazy
2017
I'm not happy