Endless Jess - Sick Bars lyrics

Yo, I'm gonna make a rap It's all I'm good for anymore It's all I got left in me I guess [Diract Beats dot com] -Oh god I f**ing hate those watermarks, why? I mean I get it but just... ugh f**, okay I'm f**ing sick, I think I have AIDS Probably for lurking down in the Everglades Inhaling all that crocodile sh** as I do When I snore it like c**aine up my dick and say to you Hey baby baby, wanna marry me today? If you do not, the I will probably turn gay I could be the gayest boy, you could be my lover And I'd lick your f**ing p**y on the Rolling Stone cover Everybody comes here from miles around To see my f**ing farts that blow f**ing pond Out of my a** and in the gra** and in the ground f**ing do a ground pound Mario Party 64 Hit the f**ing spikes and to the f**ing floor You can be my Yoshi and I can be your Peach Plunder Chest I'll stick my f**ing fist and I'll reach Into your f**ing womb and take out a children Take out a f**ing orphan and then I'd k** him I k** orphans, I drop f**ing bombs on London It's the Blitzkrieg I'll k** your f**ing mom I'll eat your f**ing mom's p**y then I'll k** your father Then I'll f**ing s** your father's co*k I got the power To do anything that I want, I'm f**ing evil I'm a despot I take over the world and cook people In a f**ing oven, what the f** is that a spider? Oh god! get it off me! f**! There's a spider in the rad booth It's not even a booth it's just my desk, uagh I'm an evil man, I'm an evil boy s**ing all the wieners-- what? f**ing k** me Somebody f**ing k** me I don't wanna live this way anymore How did my life even become this? I'm sick I can't f**ing- Augh it's just pouring, the f**ing fluids Are pouring out of my f**ing face This isn't how it was supposed to be 2017 was supposed to be my year, but it's not I'm still here and I'm still queer Reality doesn't care what year you say it is The fallout sticks around like a gay b**h On your dick, and you don't even want it on ya You try to push it off but you're stuck in its vaginya Now you're gay as hell forever and you don't wanna be If you think that I'm a piece of sh** then I do not agree But it's too late for me, I'm stuck in it, I'm dead and gay Or maybe gay and dead if you prefer the other way Eh who cares? It's all the f**ing same to me I'm gonna be the f**ing gayest and the deadest The quickest and the fattest and the most dreadhead Step child of the universe smacked on my freckle face Nerdy little b**h living underneath the staircase Harry Potter, my co*k is getting hotter Take my an*l fever with a bu*t thermomenometer A monitor wizard is needed to please me Fliking his tongue in my bunghole sleazy 2017 I'm not happy