[Luke Skywalker]
Speaking to Palpatine
Your overconfidence is your weakness
[Emperor Palpatine]
Your faith in your friends is yours
[Luke Skywalker]
Not my faith in your mamma
[Emperor Palpatine]
Turns around looking suprised
What was that?
[Luke Skywalker]
Raises voice
I said your Mamma's so fat Jabba the Hut said dayummm
[Emperor Palpatine]
Well, your Mama's so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnot'
[Darth Vader]
Ah your mamma fight!
An electronic version of the imperial march starts playing and Vader uses the force to pull a chalkboard towards him where he keeps tallies of who is winning the fight. Palpatine and Luke face each other at opposite ends.
[Luke Skywalker]
Yo mamma's so stupid she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2!
Crowd cheers and Darth Vader tallies one point for Luke
[Emperor Palpatine]
Your mamma's so fat Ben Kenobi said: "That's no moon..... that's yo mamma!".
Crowd cheers and Vader tallies one point for Palpatine
[Luke Skywalker]
Yo mama's so dumb she thought jar jar comes with pickles pickles!
Raises hands and crowd cheers. Vader tallies another point for Luke.
[Emperor Palpatine]
Your Mother is so stupid she, she thinks... a lightsaber has fewer calories
Music stops and crowd is silent. Emperor shrugs and tries to explain.
It's light... like its light, like calories like light means there's not a lot of calories... and its good............ for your body and that's how stupid your Mother is.
Slight boos from the crowd
[Luke Skywalker]
Music starts again
Your mamma is so stupid she went to bangkok to get a tie fighter
Crowd applauds and one guy yells "Luke wins". Vader tallies another point for Luke and picks up Palpatine, throwing him over the bridge - reminiscent of the scene in the original star wars movie episode 6.