Emperor Palpatine - d**h Star Yo Mamma lyrics

[Luke Skywalker] Speaking to Palpatine Your overconfidence is your weakness [Emperor Palpatine] Your faith in your friends is yours [Luke Skywalker] Not my faith in your mamma [Emperor Palpatine] Turns around looking suprised What was that? [Luke Skywalker] Raises voice I said your Mamma's so fat Jabba the Hut said dayummm [Emperor Palpatine] Well, your Mama's so ugly she put the 'ug' in 'ugnot' [Darth Vader] Ah your mamma fight! An electronic version of the imperial march starts playing and Vader uses the force to pull a chalkboard towards him where he keeps tallies of who is winning the fight. Palpatine and Luke face each other at opposite ends. [Luke Skywalker] Yo mamma's so stupid she spent all day saying 'am not' to R2! Crowd cheers and Darth Vader tallies one point for Luke [Emperor Palpatine] Your mamma's so fat Ben Kenobi said: "That's no moon..... that's yo mamma!". Crowd cheers and Vader tallies one point for Palpatine [Luke Skywalker] Yo mama's so dumb she thought jar jar comes with pickles pickles! Raises hands and crowd cheers. Vader tallies another point for Luke. [Emperor Palpatine] Your Mother is so stupid she, she thinks... a lightsaber has fewer calories Music stops and crowd is silent. Emperor shrugs and tries to explain. It's light... like its light, like calories like light means there's not a lot of calories... and its good............ for your body and that's how stupid your Mother is. Slight boos from the crowd [Luke Skywalker] Music starts again Your mamma is so stupid she went to bangkok to get a tie fighter Crowd applauds and one guy yells "Luke wins". Vader tallies another point for Luke and picks up Palpatine, throwing him over the bridge - reminiscent of the scene in the original star wars movie episode 6.