I was lying in my bed on Christmas Eve
Then something happened that I couldn't believe
The sound of chains dragging down the street
It was a Zombie Christmas.
It all went wrong when the day became night
Everyone in town had to run for their lives
Couldn't even check if my gift had arrived
It was a Zombie Christmas.
All the angels singing:
Christmas time has come,
Oh man you'd better run, run, run!
All the bells are ringing:
Christmas time is here,
I hate this time of year!
Winter wonderland and a silent night
It's only gonna happen if you put up a fight
Just be careful, because they bite
It's a Zombie Christmas
They don't feel the cold when it's 50 below.
You see them s**ing brains out in the snow,
And don't get caught beneath the mistletoe
At the Zombie Christmas
All the angels singing:
Christmas time has come,
Oh man you'd better run, run, run!
All the bells are ringing:
Christmas time is here,
I hate this time of year!
They came in through the chimney when the people in the house were sleeping.
They didn't fill our stockings and there wasn't anywhere to hide.
Well I don't want to have my last Noel,
We'd better kick those zombies back to Hell
If we want to live to tell the Zombie Christmas!
All the angels singing:
Christmas time has come,
Oh man you'd better run, run, run!
All the bells are ringing:
Christmas time is here,
I hate this time of year!
All the angels singing:
Christmas time is here
I hate this time of year!