I was lying in my bed on Christmas Eve Then something happened that I couldn't believe The sound of chains dragging down the street It was a Zombie Christmas. It all went wrong when the day became night Everyone in town had to run for their lives Couldn't even check if my gift had arrived It was a Zombie Christmas. All the angels singing: Christmas time has come, Oh man you'd better run, run, run! All the bells are ringing: Christmas time is here, I hate this time of year! Winter wonderland and a silent night It's only gonna happen if you put up a fight Just be careful, because they bite It's a Zombie Christmas They don't feel the cold when it's 50 below. You see them s**ing brains out in the snow, And don't get caught beneath the mistletoe At the Zombie Christmas All the angels singing: Christmas time has come, Oh man you'd better run, run, run! All the bells are ringing: Christmas time is here, I hate this time of year! They came in through the chimney when the people in the house were sleeping. They didn't fill our stockings and there wasn't anywhere to hide. Well I don't want to have my last Noel, We'd better kick those zombies back to Hell If we want to live to tell the Zombie Christmas! All the angels singing: Christmas time has come, Oh man you'd better run, run, run! All the bells are ringing: Christmas time is here, I hate this time of year! All the angels singing: Christmas time is here I hate this time of year!