I tell myself when things get messed up, real messed up
It could have been much worse, it could have been much worse
It could be me sitting at home drinking all alone while you're off with other women every night
It could be much worse, it could be me all maxed up on my credit card living on the never never
hoping that I'll be dead by the time the debt collectors come round
hoping that I'll be dead by the time the debt collectors come round
Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else?
You're not worthy of my love
Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else?
At least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse
Yeah at least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse
Yeah at least I'm not married you
I'm glad I never married you
I'm glad I never married you
I'm glad I never married you
No good can come of your empire of deciet
You look so beautiful but you're so unsatifying
You should get done for false advertising
What's on the box ain't what you receive
What's on the box ain't what you receive
I've made some mistakes in my life but at least I never married you
At least I never married you
Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else?
You're not worthy of my love
Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else?
You're not worthy of my love
At least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse
Yeah at least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse
Yeah at least I'm not married you
I'm glad I never married you
At least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse
Yeah, it could have been much worse
it could have been much worse
At least I'm not married to you
Yeah, it could have been much worse