I tell myself when things get messed up, real messed up It could have been much worse, it could have been much worse It could be me sitting at home drinking all alone while you're off with other women every night It could be much worse, it could be me all maxed up on my credit card living on the never never hoping that I'll be dead by the time the debt collectors come round hoping that I'll be dead by the time the debt collectors come round Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else? You're not worthy of my love Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else? At least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse Yeah at least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse Yeah at least I'm not married you I'm glad I never married you I'm glad I never married you I'm glad I never married you No good can come of your empire of deciet You look so beautiful but you're so unsatifying You should get done for false advertising What's on the box ain't what you receive What's on the box ain't what you receive I've made some mistakes in my life but at least I never married you At least I never married you Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else? You're not worthy of my love Oh why couldn't I have loved someone else? You're not worthy of my love At least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse Yeah at least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse Yeah at least I'm not married you I'm glad I never married you At least I'm not your wife, it could have been much worse Yeah, it could have been much worse it could have been much worse At least I'm not married to you Yeah, it could have been much worse