Oh dear Romeo, you're so overdue
If you finally turn up I swear I'm never gonna marry you
Oh dear Romeo, have you got some sort of addiction problem?
Oh dear Romeo, you seem a little off centre most the time
Oh dear Romeo, you seem a little agitated
Oh dear Romeo, I've grown old waiting on you
Oh dear Romeo, I've got bored waiting on you
Oh dear Romeo, I hate people who are late
Oh dear Romeo, f#ck you
Dear Romeo, I don't want you anymore
To have mistresses is just off score
Oh Romeo, you never do get it right
You're kinda clumsy, and your chat up lines are sh**e
Oh Romeo, ride on
Oh dear Romeo I've grown old waiting on you
Oh dear Romeo, do you realize you're overdue?
Oh dear Romeo, what the f#cks wrong with you?
Oh dear Romeo, forget it, f#ck you