Oh dear Romeo, you're so overdue If you finally turn up I swear I'm never gonna marry you Oh dear Romeo, have you got some sort of addiction problem? Oh dear Romeo, you seem a little off centre most the time Oh dear Romeo, you seem a little agitated Oh dear Romeo, I've grown old waiting on you Oh dear Romeo, I've got bored waiting on you Oh dear Romeo, I hate people who are late Oh dear Romeo, f#ck you Dear Romeo, I don't want you anymore To have mistresses is just off score Oh Romeo, you never do get it right You're kinda clumsy, and your chat up lines are sh**e Oh Romeo, ride on Oh dear Romeo I've grown old waiting on you Oh dear Romeo, do you realize you're overdue? Oh dear Romeo, what the f#cks wrong with you? Oh dear Romeo, forget it, f#ck you