Wake! Bake! Skate!
I do a bunch of d**
I'm a fiend and an addict
I'm all messed up, watchin' television static
And I'm gonna try and make it
For another year
Just to hang out with my best friends
And drink a lot of beer
And I'm so f**in' cheap
(So f**in' cheap)
And I'm so f**in' broke
(So f**in' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate!
I'm so strung out I can't even see
sh**, it's so hard I can't even breathe
But I gotta bomb this hill
And I gotta shoot this line
Got a gram of kief For a dollar ninety nine
And I'm so f**in' cheap
(So f**in' cheap)
And I'm so f**in' broke
(So f**in' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate!
And I'm so f**in' cheap
And I'm so f**in' broke
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
So f**in' cheap
(So f**in' cheap)
And I'm so f**in' broke
(So f**in' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
So f**in' cheap
(So f**in' cheap)
And I'm so f**in' broke
(So f**in' broke)
And I don't have a job
And I don't have a phone
Don't have a life
And I'm always stoned
Wake! Bake! Skate!
And crash!