Elvis Kuehn - Wake Bake Skate lyrics

Wake! Bake! Skate! I do a bunch of d** I'm a fiend and an addict I'm all messed up, watchin' television static And I'm gonna try and make it For another year Just to hang out with my best friends And drink a lot of beer And I'm so f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! I'm so strung out I can't even see sh**, it's so hard I can't even breathe But I gotta bomb this hill And I gotta shoot this line Got a gram of kief For a dollar ninety nine And I'm so f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And I'm so f**in' cheap And I'm so f**in' broke And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned So f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned So f**in' cheap (So f**in' cheap) And I'm so f**in' broke (So f**in' broke) And I don't have a job And I don't have a phone Don't have a life And I'm always stoned Wake! Bake! Skate! And crash!