[Verse 1 Elro]
Normal men and women can listen to a song like
The beat's tight, It's Pitbull, it sounds live
When i listen to a track its the same-ish
I get a chick on the hook, she's quite fit
When I'm up on the track, it's weird stuff
Like the sheared fluff, the sheep shed, the sheep's buff
I don't wanna hear drinks up, dance floor
There's a tab, no! I can ask for, here's 4
Bars that i wrote, be spoke, designed to enhance your jokey lines, I'm the bloke behind the coat
But the coat isn't one I wanna wear
I despair as they change my hair, it's not fair
But I'm not who they wanna be, not what they wanna see
I'm gathering an army of kids who will copy me
I don't wanna be a puppet in the show
If the show isn't one I wanna act in shame though
I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl
But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world (2x)
I've got a packet of the wacky tobaccy, my hat's tacky
But I'm liking the batty cause I'm aesthetically ratty
Got my mind on some money, money in my mind, but the money isn't mind or mine
The ticket cause i parked on the double yellow lines, it's fine, i've got the pease to pay it, the p-p-police been saying I'm lying
Sleeping policemen, look at 'em, they're lying
I car over their chest, now they're dying
Bag full of tools
Pile full of rules
If ya wanna try and test 'em
Punch for the j**els
... Wait... Not from me, I'm a peaceful
I'm the man with the can to blend and can seagulls
Sounds weird though, well I'm weird bro
I could do like everyone else, and buy chinos!
I got the weird clothes, beard grows, patchy
Not for long, puberty's come to catch me
I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl
But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world~ (2x)
People are claiming that they're better than me
But I'm clever ya see, I'm coming irrelevantly
Like if a male cow mats to the black in the villa where they pull away
I'm confused.. too many syllables
You banged a bird in the plane and then attacked me
Mile high members of helicopters apache
Get too big now I should be a door man
Get too warm and k** your mum and dad or family
I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl
But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world~