Elro - Real world lyrics

[Verse 1 Elro] Normal men and women can listen to a song like The beat's tight, It's Pitbull, it sounds live When i listen to a track its the same-ish I get a chick on the hook, she's quite fit When I'm up on the track, it's weird stuff Like the sheared fluff, the sheep shed, the sheep's buff I don't wanna hear drinks up, dance floor There's a tab, no! I can ask for, here's 4 Bars that i wrote, be spoke, designed to enhance your jokey lines, I'm the bloke behind the coat But the coat isn't one I wanna wear I despair as they change my hair, it's not fair But I'm not who they wanna be, not what they wanna see I'm gathering an army of kids who will copy me I don't wanna be a puppet in the show If the show isn't one I wanna act in shame though I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world (2x) I've got a packet of the wacky tobaccy, my hat's tacky But I'm liking the batty cause I'm aesthetically ratty Got my mind on some money, money in my mind, but the money isn't mind or mine The ticket cause i parked on the double yellow lines, it's fine, i've got the pease to pay it, the p-p-police been saying I'm lying Sleeping policemen, look at 'em, they're lying I car over their chest, now they're dying Bag full of tools Pile full of rules If ya wanna try and test 'em Punch for the j**els ... Wait... Not from me, I'm a peaceful I'm the man with the can to blend and can seagulls Sounds weird though, well I'm weird bro I could do like everyone else, and buy chinos! I got the weird clothes, beard grows, patchy Not for long, puberty's come to catch me I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world~ (2x) People are claiming that they're better than me But I'm clever ya see, I'm coming irrelevantly Like if a male cow mats to the black in the villa where they pull away I'm confused.. too many syllables You banged a bird in the plane and then attacked me Mile high members of helicopters apache Get too big now I should be a door man Get too warm and k** your mum and dad or family I'm gettin' bored of the same old drinks, up dancefloor, hands up, wait for the dj, dance up. Bored of tonight girl, you can get a white pearl But scrap the pearls, it's a broken real world~