Out in the hallway
I said hello
The dance is this friday,
Do you wanna go?
Probably not, she promptly replied.
But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy. Yeah I should've known
I'd end up at home
Watching my starwars box trilogy.
But here is the truth,
If she only knew
That I've got a secret she'd never believe Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels. Down in the basement
I wish she could see
The monkeys I've altered, Genetically.
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.
Its not quite completed
But it's coming soon. When I fall asleep
All I do is dream
Of candle lit dates in the laboratory.
And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate
On the a**embly of my robot army Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.
And she'll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels. I worked up the nerve
To go to the dance
Theres no reason I couldnt give it a chance
I walked through the door
And what should I see
But it was kelly starring back at me
And she said I've always wanted to be a mad professor
With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
If thats the kind of thing your into
I'm your girl. 'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius
With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland
And now that I've found you
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels.
With cyborg robot squirrels.