Eleventy Seven - Evil Genius lyrics

Out in the hallway I said hello The dance is this friday, Do you wanna go? Probably not, she promptly replied. But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy. Yeah I should've known I'd end up at home Watching my starwars box trilogy. But here is the truth, If she only knew That I've got a secret she'd never believe Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland. And she'll never know that We can take over the world With cyborg robot squirrels. Down in the basement I wish she could see The monkeys I've altered, Genetically. And all of my plans to make a home on the moon. Its not quite completed But it's coming soon. When I fall asleep All I do is dream Of candle lit dates in the laboratory. And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate On the a**embly of my robot army Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland. And she'll never know that We can take over the world With cyborg robot squirrels. I worked up the nerve To go to the dance Theres no reason I couldnt give it a chance I walked through the door And what should I see But it was kelly starring back at me And she said I've always wanted to be a mad professor With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester If thats the kind of thing your into I'm your girl. 'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland And now that I've found you We can take over the world With cyborg robot squirrels. With cyborg robot squirrels.