[Intro]
Scotty
Yo, is this n***a really doing this?
Yeah, I guess he is
I wasn't really gonna do it, cause everybody was doing it
But I like this beat, so I figured I'd do it anyway
Yeah
[Verse]
Every time I do this sh** it's like magic, when I crash computer servers
And if I really tried, imagine what I'd do to hurt you
Now that I'm here, you n***a worthless
I'm like an embarra**ing video, because you really don't want me to surface
Cause it's impossible to stop something that can't be stopped
Especially when it's not an option
These n***as turning into Jamie Foxx in "Ray" cause they will never watch me stopping
Bodies rotting from the last few rappers who tried to stop him
Whoo!
Damn it, that's a mouthful
When it comes to rapper's bodies, I've got a whole houseful
I even stuffed a couple bodies in my couch
And if you wonder why, it's cause they ain't listen to the house rules
Rule 1: Thou shall never contest with the master
It'll bring you nationwide embarra**ment and laughter
There's no other rules that come to my head, man
Oh, touch my f**ing Hydrocodone, you're a dead man
I'm sh**ting on these rappers by dumping a bedpan on the top of their heads while they're napping in their beds, fam
Really I'm just a loser, sitting at the lunch table by myself
Tripping down the stairs, and no one tries to help
Well f** 'em, because now they're all at my concerts
And all these b**hes tell me which titty that I should sign first
And all these n***as singing to my lyrics cause it's cool were the same ones who called me a f*ggot back in school
"Scotty, please stop saying 'f*ggot', you don't sound right."
Sorry, I don't know what a motherf**ing bully sounds like
But I ain't mad though
Nah, I don't hold no grudges
Because they made me who I am, and everybody loves it
And all these n***as want these girls who are good at t**ng
Cute on the outside, but shallow behind the surface
Well you can leave me with the girl with the scars on her arm from cutting herself repeatedly, cause I think she's perfect
You always wanna comment on my lameness
But when I challenge you, you always end up taking rain checks
That's exactly how I get you n***as every time
Because I'm slaying and k**ing n***as with every line
Unfortunately, I don't know what to call this
These n***as have no idea how to compete with all this
And I may be a novice, but nobody's like me
Cause I'll leave the club and end up in bed with Pam from "The Office"
Cause I'll admit, I got a crush on Pam from "The Office"
I never thought that as a boy, this man would be awesome
Please proceed with caution
Cause there's talk all around that the chalk on the ground is where those rapper's bodies were, I offed them
And I don't get to display my emotions very often
Much like my other side, I have a mind, but I have lost it
Cause he and I are just two opposites, it isn't fair
He's got his head on straight, but I'm Linda Blair
So people cringe a little bit when I begin to share my hard times as a teen when n***as didn't care
A cool guy with a f**ing fire inside him
So make way for the latest patient to escape the asylum
Scotty!
[Outro]
I don't get to talk sh** very often
But when I do, it's monumental
It's just to let 'em know, I never went nowhere
Scotty