Ej Laflare - Draft Day lyrics

[Intro] Scotty Yo, is this n***a really doing this? Yeah, I guess he is I wasn't really gonna do it, cause everybody was doing it But I like this beat, so I figured I'd do it anyway Yeah [Verse] Every time I do this sh** it's like magic, when I crash computer servers And if I really tried, imagine what I'd do to hurt you Now that I'm here, you n***a worthless I'm like an embarra**ing video, because you really don't want me to surface Cause it's impossible to stop something that can't be stopped Especially when it's not an option These n***as turning into Jamie Foxx in "Ray" cause they will never watch me stopping Bodies rotting from the last few rappers who tried to stop him Whoo! Damn it, that's a mouthful When it comes to rapper's bodies, I've got a whole houseful I even stuffed a couple bodies in my couch And if you wonder why, it's cause they ain't listen to the house rules Rule 1: Thou shall never contest with the master It'll bring you nationwide embarra**ment and laughter There's no other rules that come to my head, man Oh, touch my f**ing Hydrocodone, you're a dead man I'm sh**ting on these rappers by dumping a bedpan on the top of their heads while they're napping in their beds, fam Really I'm just a loser, sitting at the lunch table by myself Tripping down the stairs, and no one tries to help Well f** 'em, because now they're all at my concerts And all these b**hes tell me which titty that I should sign first And all these n***as singing to my lyrics cause it's cool were the same ones who called me a f*ggot back in school "Scotty, please stop saying 'f*ggot', you don't sound right." Sorry, I don't know what a motherf**ing bully sounds like But I ain't mad though Nah, I don't hold no grudges Because they made me who I am, and everybody loves it And all these n***as want these girls who are good at t**ng Cute on the outside, but shallow behind the surface Well you can leave me with the girl with the scars on her arm from cutting herself repeatedly, cause I think she's perfect You always wanna comment on my lameness But when I challenge you, you always end up taking rain checks That's exactly how I get you n***as every time Because I'm slaying and k**ing n***as with every line Unfortunately, I don't know what to call this These n***as have no idea how to compete with all this And I may be a novice, but nobody's like me Cause I'll leave the club and end up in bed with Pam from "The Office" Cause I'll admit, I got a crush on Pam from "The Office" I never thought that as a boy, this man would be awesome Please proceed with caution Cause there's talk all around that the chalk on the ground is where those rapper's bodies were, I offed them And I don't get to display my emotions very often Much like my other side, I have a mind, but I have lost it Cause he and I are just two opposites, it isn't fair He's got his head on straight, but I'm Linda Blair So people cringe a little bit when I begin to share my hard times as a teen when n***as didn't care A cool guy with a f**ing fire inside him So make way for the latest patient to escape the asylum Scotty! [Outro] I don't get to talk sh** very often But when I do, it's monumental It's just to let 'em know, I never went nowhere Scotty