[Hook]
When I rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic
I really rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic
Stick my co*k to dykes; co*k, co*k to dykes
When I rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic
[Verse 1]
Flashmaster, beer-bottle smasher
Over the motherf**ing head of a fool who thinks he has to
Step to me, to try to get some fame
I'll burn down that f*ggot's house like Alan Bame
The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water let that motherf**er burn
Or let your momma jack me off, I'll put it out with my s**m
The kid ain't yours, like Howard K. Stern
It's mine; made with my pickle brine
Ay yo, I get retarded like Mike Sines
When I rock, rock hard, never ever rock limp son
I get retarded, like Brock Simp-son
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
I'm like Nolan Fain, absconding on parole
f** with me you'll get a limp arm like Bob Dole
Like Nat King Cole, my rhymes are unforgettable
Tried to f** your grandma but her p**y wasn't wettable
Was it edible? I didn't try it
But the vulva had more hair than the heads of Quiet Riot
Word to Remy Wyant, yo, let's race some slot cars
Party like a rock star; with my co*k hard
f**ed your mama in a cop car, that b**h can stretch her twat far
Dick was in her booty, in her p**y was a poplar
She ate my a** like a Pop-Tart, then she made my co*k fart
I made a male queef, now I have stale briefs
But your mama does my laundry, she can make it fresh
Peace to Ron Paul, and f** the IRS
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
I don't spend all day, playing Halo 3
But am I weird cause I wanna drink J-Lo's pee?
I speak fluent Arabic and Farsi okay
But am I weird cause I jack it to Darci Bovee?
I'm not a holocaust denier or a slavery apologist
But I'd like to serve as Beyonce's proctologist
You see me on Montel, I drop a bomb shell
When I reveal my co*k paralyzed [redacted]
Even at the office I'm always drinking like Meredith
Bumping into walls, apologizing like Sarah Smith
Word to Pam Beesly my co*k would fill her belly
But I'd rather do it an*lly with Karen Filippelli
[Hook]
[Outro]
I'm back, y'all; I'm back, y'all
And you know I could never be wack, y'all
I just won't quit, I just won't stop
f** Larry Richardson and every other cop