Efemjay - Rock the Mic lyrics

[Hook] When I rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic I really rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic Stick my co*k to dykes; co*k, co*k to dykes When I rock the mic; rock, rock, the mic [Verse 1] Flashmaster, beer-bottle smasher Over the motherf**ing head of a fool who thinks he has to Step to me, to try to get some fame I'll burn down that f*ggot's house like Alan Bame The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire We don't need no water let that motherf**er burn Or let your momma jack me off, I'll put it out with my s**m The kid ain't yours, like Howard K. Stern It's mine; made with my pickle brine Ay yo, I get retarded like Mike Sines When I rock, rock hard, never ever rock limp son I get retarded, like Brock Simp-son [Hook] [Verse 2] I'm like Nolan Fain, absconding on parole f** with me you'll get a limp arm like Bob Dole Like Nat King Cole, my rhymes are unforgettable Tried to f** your grandma but her p**y wasn't wettable Was it edible? I didn't try it But the vulva had more hair than the heads of Quiet Riot Word to Remy Wyant, yo, let's race some slot cars Party like a rock star; with my co*k hard f**ed your mama in a cop car, that b**h can stretch her twat far Dick was in her booty, in her p**y was a poplar She ate my a** like a Pop-Tart, then she made my co*k fart I made a male queef, now I have stale briefs But your mama does my laundry, she can make it fresh Peace to Ron Paul, and f** the IRS [Hook] [Verse 3] I don't spend all day, playing Halo 3 But am I weird cause I wanna drink J-Lo's pee? I speak fluent Arabic and Farsi okay But am I weird cause I jack it to Darci Bovee? I'm not a holocaust denier or a slavery apologist But I'd like to serve as Beyonce's proctologist You see me on Montel, I drop a bomb shell When I reveal my co*k paralyzed [redacted] Even at the office I'm always drinking like Meredith Bumping into walls, apologizing like Sarah Smith Word to Pam Beesly my co*k would fill her belly But I'd rather do it an*lly with Karen Filippelli [Hook] [Outro] I'm back, y'all; I'm back, y'all And you know I could never be wack, y'all I just won't quit, I just won't stop f** Larry Richardson and every other cop