It was cold in the house so I slept in my car
And I steamed up the windows and it started to rain
And I dreamed about s** and I dreamed about lepers
And I woke up doing 85 in the pa**ing lane
I didn't have a map so I went to Virginia
Because I know how to get there and because that's my girlfriend's name
So I was in Virginia and Virginia was in Boston
Boston was indifferent, Virginia was the same
I need a new place to go
A new place where people wear their clothes inside-out
Where everyone was born on UFOs
First I'll learn their language, then I'll ask them out
I was talking to a girl at a truck stop in Texas
We were counting up our problems; I had the most
I held her hand, then I told her I was lonely
She got up and left; I ate her toast