Ed's Redeeming Qualities - Virginia lyrics

It was cold in the house so I slept in my car And I steamed up the windows and it started to rain And I dreamed about s** and I dreamed about lepers And I woke up doing 85 in the pa**ing lane I didn't have a map so I went to Virginia Because I know how to get there and because that's my girlfriend's name So I was in Virginia and Virginia was in Boston Boston was indifferent, Virginia was the same I need a new place to go A new place where people wear their clothes inside-out Where everyone was born on UFOs First I'll learn their language, then I'll ask them out I was talking to a girl at a truck stop in Texas We were counting up our problems; I had the most I held her hand, then I told her I was lonely She got up and left; I ate her toast