I'm not drinking and I'm not fishing
I'm not lying on the gra** with lemonade on my chest
My name's not Ken, I'm not a miner
I'm not a train and I'm not a mountain climber
I'm not six feet tall, I'm not six feet under
I never slept with Lou-Ann Barette
I never lie awake thinking about pilgrims
I used to golf, but then I quit.
I'm not sinking and I'm not swimming
I'm not floating on my back in a tub or a jar
I don't have wings, I don't have tires
I'm not happy or sad or O.J.Simpson
I'm not under arrest
I'm not flying over Tuscon in a hot air balloon
My name's not Ken, I'm not on fire
I'm not a fireman and I'm not a liar.
I'm an honest cowboy.