Ed's Redeeming Qualities - I'm Not Drinking, Hm Hm lyrics

I'm not drinking and I'm not fishing I'm not lying on the gra** with lemonade on my chest My name's not Ken, I'm not a miner I'm not a train and I'm not a mountain climber I'm not six feet tall, I'm not six feet under I never slept with Lou-Ann Barette I never lie awake thinking about pilgrims I used to golf, but then I quit. I'm not sinking and I'm not swimming I'm not floating on my back in a tub or a jar I don't have wings, I don't have tires I'm not happy or sad or O.J.Simpson I'm not under arrest I'm not flying over Tuscon in a hot air balloon My name's not Ken, I'm not on fire I'm not a fireman and I'm not a liar. I'm an honest cowboy.