No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries
No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys
Don't have nothing for supper
Ain't had nothing for lunch
I won't have nothing for breakfast
I want some Christmas punch
Won't get no pretty boxes
Won't see no little bows
Ain't treed no trembling foxes
Don't have no Christmas clothes
No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries
No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys
I got me a Christmas present
It's shiny and it's new
It's the perfect gift idea
But there's no-one to give it to
No eggnog, no chestnuts
A lonely restaurant
Black coffee and cigar bu*ts
It's Christmas in Vermont
No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries
No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys
No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries
No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys