No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys Don't have nothing for supper Ain't had nothing for lunch I won't have nothing for breakfast I want some Christmas punch Won't get no pretty boxes Won't see no little bows Ain't treed no trembling foxes Don't have no Christmas clothes No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys I got me a Christmas present It's shiny and it's new It's the perfect gift idea But there's no-one to give it to No eggnog, no chestnuts A lonely restaurant Black coffee and cigar bu*ts It's Christmas in Vermont No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys No sleigh-bells, no holly, no little white berries No fatties, no dollies, no Josephs, no Marys