[Verse 1]
On a Tuesday afternoon
My mom came into my room
And said get the f** up outta bed
And get a god damned job
So Itold her "hey, hey f** you mom"
And I threw the phone at her head
But i missed and hit her in the snatch
So i slamed the door in her face
[Pre-Chorus]
Don't ever barge in my room
Or iI'll kick your a** and call the cops
And tell them I'm abused
And you'll wind up in jail
While I snowboard in vail
No one to post your bail
Cuz daddy loves me more
He says that your a -
[Chorus]
You're worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless you're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks
[Verse 2]
Now mom writes me letters
I write return to sender
Let her rot there in her cell
I watch the dogs mate on her bed
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Sorry mom, I had to pawn
The china, silver and all your j**elry
I had to eat
And rent a bunch of prostitutes like you
[Chorus 2]
You're lazy you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
Mommy you're so worthless
You're lazy, you're stupid
A little overweight
Now give me 20 bucks
No make it 50 bucks
[Outro]
No make it 60 bucks
Make it 75
Why don't you just give me your whole goddamn purse
I hope you're having fun rotting in jail
Maybe I'll come visit you
Nah!
Enjoy your stretch in jail